After Gordon Strachan amusingly – and ridiculously – claimed that Scotland have a “genetic” disadvantage over other countries having missed out on a World Cup play-off spot, we have to remember that he’s not the only one to have left sports fans baffled with a bizarre excuse.

“Genetically we are behind. Physically we have a problem. Genetically we have to work at things, maybe we get big women and men together and see what we can do.”

[QUOTES: Small Scotland have a genetic disadvantage, claims Strachan]

Hmmm…

So, we now challenge you to match the daft excuse to the star…