Crystal Palace scored their first Premier League goal of the season in their eighth game of the season.
Yes, EIGHTH.

There was plenty of hyperbole once Palace had finally found the back of the net.

This dog quite aptly summed up the prevailing feeling…

It turned out to be an own goal.

This character is off to the bookies.

This user could be in a spot of bother.

A touch harsh on Gary Cahill but also accurate.