WE LOVE THE WORLD CUP!

OK, commiserations to our German colleagues, but seriously… who saw that coming?!

The defending champions were stunned by Mexico 1-0 – Germany’s first defeat in a World Cup opener since 1982 – to leave them a spot of bother in Group F.

[MATCH REPORT: Mexico stun holders Germany in major upset]

Naturally, social media lapped it up:

That’s how you do it, Donald:

The curse goes on:

Oh.