There was one notable absentee from Paris Saint-Germain’s Ligue 1 title party after their 7-1 mauling of Monaco on Sunday.

Neymar was back in his native Brazil recuperating from a fractured metatarsal, but seemed preoccupied during his side’s crunch clash.

The £198-million-man posted a picture on his Instagram story playing online poker, albeit with the match on in the background.

Now, we’re not easily outraged at LeBuzz, but surely if you’re paid HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS EVERY WEEK, the least you can do is give your team-mates your undivided attention for 90 minutes.

Surely he should been majorly pumped about winning a maiden league in France – not weighing up whether to call Pardal77’s cheeky bet in the Sunday Million..?!

We weren’t alone in our bemusement:

Shock prediction: he’ll ask to leave in the summer. Or before, probably.