Thankfully the referee never bought this.

Lazio and Roma played out a 0-0 draw in the Derby della Capitale but Ciro Immobile went to desperate lengths to try and change that outcome.

It was either really windy in the Stadio Olimpico or Immobile just chucked himself to the turf after losing control of the ball and tried to con the referee.

The Italian avoided a yellow card, which is baffling, but at least the ref didn’t award a spot-kick.